What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?

Octopussy

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

How do I get my body in shape?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Have you been arrested or investigated?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Do married men like sucking dick?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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